Your room is bad.
We'll fix it.
Send one photo. Get a savage-but-useful video roast plus 3 budget fixes you can actually pull off this weekend. No designers, no showroom prices.
From $15 · Delivered in 48 hours · No account, no inventory, just answers.
No fluff. Just three promises.
We're new, so we're not going to fake reviews at you. Here's exactly what you get, every single time.
48 hours or it's free
Your roast video lands in your inbox within two days. Late? You don't pay.
Fixes under budget
Every fix is priced for real life — thrift finds, rearranging, and swaps under $50 unless you ask for more.
Yours to post
Full rights to the roast. Clip it, share it, blur your face — it's your content now.
One photo in.
A whole plan out.
Built for Airbnb hosts trying to book more nights, students drowning in dorm chaos, streamers who need a backdrop that slaps, and sellers listing furniture that won't move.
- 1
Send us the room
One decent photo (or a few angles). Tell us the vibe you're chasing and your budget ceiling.
- 2
We roast it (with love)
A short, brutally honest video that calls out what's not working — then explains why in plain English.
- 3
Get 3 fixes you'll actually do
Specific, budget-friendly moves — no "just buy a $2k sofa." Rearrange, swap, add one thing. Done.
Cheaper than one bad throw pillow.
Flat prices. Pay once, get the video, no subscription trap.
The Roast
One room, one honest verdict.
$15
- 2-3 min video roast
- 3 budget-friendly fixes
- 48-hour delivery
The Deep Roast
For hosts, sellers & streamers who need it to convert.
$30
- Everything in The Roast
- Multiple angles reviewed
- Shopping list with links
- Full rights to post the clip
Stop guessing. Start fixing.
Upload a photo, brace yourself, and get a room worth showing off. Delivered in 48 hours.